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50 Shades of Grey:  The Bizzaro Affect.

So, I was there in 2008 San Diego for the big Comic Con reveal of Twilight.  Not because of Twilight, because I'm a nerd and was there with a bachelor party for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 reunion. We do it big.  A friend of mine and I got lost, (the place is huge) and we wound up coming out on the back end of the convention center.  There were hundreds of women out there screaming and shouting, so we thought something amazing was happening.  We pulled one of the lovely ladies aside (which ranged in age from 12-60) and asked, "What's all this about?"

'White House Down' Trailer

Ummm, this kind of shits all over Olympus Has Fallen.  Not that I don't want to see Olympus Has Fallen, but this trailer looks sick.  I mean there doesn't seem to be much of a difference between the two plots, but White House Down looks like Olympus on steroids and meth...crazy!  Plus, going from Gerard Butler and Morgan Freeman to Magic Mike and Django is a definite upgrade.  Don't take my word, check it out for yourself.  You're welcome.