Thursday, February 27, 2014

Trade Review: Batman Earth One


Writer: Geoff Johns

Artist: Gary Frank

Earth One is a series that does re-interpretations of DC heroes origins. Superman and Batman have both gotten the treatment, and Wonder Woman's is due soon.

Everyone knows the story of Batman.  His mother and father are murdered right before Bruce Wayne's young eyes, and from that day forward he dedicates his life to fighting crime.

The story opens with Batman pursuing a man in a tuxedo across the rooftops of Gotham City. Batman tries to fire a grappling hook over to the next roof, but the gadget fails.  He hastily attempts a jump and falls short, catching himself on a wobbly air conditioner before crashing to the streets below.  Limping away from the alley, Batman sees a crime in progress and does nothing about it. This lets us know that he's still a little rough around the edges.

We are brought back in time to Wayne manor, where a party is being thrown by Thomas and Martha Wayne in anticipation of Thomas being elected Mayor of Gotham City.  We are introduced to Alfred Pennyworth, who is Thomas's friend from a war or something, but definitely not there to be a butler.  Thomas tells Alfred that he doesn't trust anyone, and that is why he brought him all the way to Gotham City.  Lil' Bruce runs through announcing that, "THEY'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" and now Thomas has to go, leaving this party and Alfred, who is NOT a butler, to continue to rage on at Wayne manor.

The Wayne family goes to the theater to watch a movie.  As soon as they get in, the power goes out. A theater employee enters letting everyone know that because of the outage, the theater is closed.  He asks for everyone to come through the front of the theater.  Bruce tells his parents that they should stay.  His parents tell him they'll try another day, but Bruce wants his Oompa Loompa now, and runs out the emergency exit into the alley.  Typical rich kid stuff.

In the Alley, Bruce runs into a hoodie wearing tough who tells him to "watch where he's going."  Bruce tells that dude he doesn't have to do anything, because "My parents are the richest people in Gotham City!"  Thomas and Martha run into the alley where hoodie Joe Chill is now holding a gun to Bruce's head and demanding money from them.  For whatever reason, he impatiently throws Bruce to the ground, lunges toward them, and then murders them.  This was a dude who was just walking by.  I'd hate to live in Gotham City, but you'd think rich people would be able to arrange a screening of Zorro at a much better theater.  It is supposed to be a "modern telling" and all.

So there you have it.  A brooding Dark Knight is born.

We learn that Alfred has been named Bruce's legal guardian, even though he'd literally arrived right before they were murdered.  Martha had never even met him.  Thomas was amazed that he had actually come to visit.  This was probably Alfred's worst vacation.  He sits down with Bruce to console him, but Bruce is having none of that.  He demands to know why he should even listen to Alfred, which is met with one simple reply, "I'm your butler."  What?  He wouldn't even listen to his own mother and father, who cares about a guy claiming to be a butler?

Batman has begun. It seems that the man he was chasing at the beginning of the book was a corrupt cop who worked on his mother and father's murder, and then retired a few weeks later to live the good life.  There were some discrepancies in the police report, and Bruce needed answers.  Was the defining moment in Bruce Wayne's life actually an assassination?  Were the radical politics of the Wayne family a threat to the corrupt system that was currently running Gotham?  Batman has emerged from the shadows to expose it all.

I really wanted to like this book, but I had some real problems with it.  For me, it was basically the CW TV pilot equivalent of an origin story.  Johns really tries to pack in as many Batman nods as possible, and it is very distracting.  There are nods to Arkham, Batgirl, and The Riddler for little to no reason.  The Penguin is the Mayor, and was the man Thomas Wayne was trying to dethrone.  Harvey Dent makes a brief appearance, and in this story has a twin sister.  Harvey Dent becomes Two-Face, so now he has a twin.  Get it?  Yeesh.

This is just a lot of added stuff for a book that really needs to show us Batman learning to be Batman.  Not the worst thing I've ever read, but not great either.

I'd say skip it, and if you are interested in a Batman origin story, go read Batman: Year One by Frank Miller.

WacGyver Episode 4: The Gauntlet!


In this episode, we learn that a map can be a sled, a weapon, and can even patch a hot air balloon!

Even RDA doesn't believe it!

WacGyver Episode 4!

Saturday, February 22, 2014

iTunes Decoded: USQN


Uncovering this track was a pleasant surprise. Reflection Eternal (Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek for those not in the know) featuring Jay Electronica, Mos Def, and J. Cole. I almost forgot about this track, it was featured on Reflection Eternal's highly slept on Revolutions Per Minute album. This was in constant rotation for me during the summer of 2010. Mos & Kweli plus a hungry Jermaine and Jay Elec plus Hi-Tek on the beat equals a certified jam. Enjoy. You're welcome.

 

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Week Sauce: 2/9/2014 - 2/15/2014



We're halfway done with February people. I can almost smell Spring (sniffs the air and makes The Rock's face). I'm sure Mother Nature will have a few parting gifts for us as we exit winter. Any who, here's the best and the worst from the past week. Seems to be more worst than best, but to quote the great Keith Murray, "it beez like that sometimes." You're welcome.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

iTunes Decoded: Track 16


Alright. So a while back, we'll say 2009-ish, my desktop crashed. I ended up getting a new laptop, but at the time, I was not technical disaster ready, so I never backed up my hard drive. That's right, all my pictures, documents, and music were just lost. Through a YouTube tutorial, I discovered that I did have back up for my music in the form of my iPod.

I followed the step-by-step directions, and voila! I was able to recover all 10,000 plus of my songs and put them on my laptop. One hiccup, 25% of the tracks lost all their descriptive info (title, artist, album, etc.). They were either re-named a track number (ex: track 12) or a non-descriptive 4 letter code (ex: BVTH). Nonetheless, I was happy to have my music back, so I dealt with the missing info. In other words, I was too lazy to manually enter in all the info myself. 25% of 10,000 is a lot of damn songs.

So here I am 5 years later and I have finally grown tired of playing the guessing game. I haven't been able to find Erykah Badu's I Want You in forever, and that's one of my all-time jams. I will now update all of my unknown track info, one track at a time and document it for your reading pleasure. This is the first installment.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Tough Love: 10 Anti-Valentine's Day Tracks


No, I'm not feeling "some type of way," its just last year I assumed that all of my audience was in a happy love bubble when I hit you with Roofie Rhymes (looking back, that's a corny ass name...ah well, you live and you learn). I now understand that most of my audience is miserable, so it's only fair that I hit you with some break-up/hate jams. Get your Kleenex and alibis ready, its about to get shitty. You're welcome.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Trade Review: The Thunderbolts! The Andy Diggle Arc



Writers:  Andy Diggle, Daniel Way, Rick Remender

Artists:  Roberto De La Torre, Carlos Magno, Scott Hanna, Paco Medina, Bong Dazo, Miguel Sepulveda, Pop Mhan, and Carlos Rodriguez.

I will be reviewing 3 Thunderbolts trades for this post: Burning Down the House, Dark Reign: Deadpool/Thunderbolts, and Widowmaker.

The Thunderbolts is probably the most interesting Marvel series for a book with very little name recognition. This series started when all of the Avengers die saving the world from the evil Onslaught, and a new super hero team rises from the ashes to fill the void left in their absence.  This was a group of unknowns, who are revealed at the end of the first issue to be the super villains The Masters of Evil in disguise.

WacGyver episode 3: The Real Gypsies of Budapest

A lot of bad coming at you in this episode, Hijinks from the Middle East to Budapest, including some use of old film footage that makes The Power Rangers look like The Avengers.  All terrible.

"You making fun of my life's work?"


We dug deep in this episode, so click below and give it a listen!

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Classixx @ Double Door Chicago on March 7, 2014


One of the many perks of blogging, besides my annual salary of $0, is the fact that I am constantly discovering new and exciting music outside of the realms on mainstream. One group that has slowly created a buzz on my iTunes playlists is the California nu-disco/electro duo known as Classixx.

Classixx is made up of childhood friends Tyler Blake and Michael David. That's right guys, 2 men...4 first names. For the last 4 years, Classixx has been blessing followers of the electronic music genre with a very energetic sound. Their tracks display influences from all over the music map from old school hip-hop to 60s folk music. Classixx has offered up production and remixes for a wide range of artists, including Mayer Hawthorne, Major Lazer, and Lana Del Rey.



Classixx released their debut album, Hanging Gardens, in May of 2013, and are now embarking on their first major tour in support of the album. Guess what people...they are making a stop in Chicago! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Tyler and Michael will be at Double Door on March 7th. Take a listen to some of their music posted, and if you like click here to buy tickets to the show. Have I ever steered you wrong? Don't answer that. Just listen to the music, buy some tickets, and we'll talk about it at the show next month. You're welcome.

Outside the Chin: 5 Reason's I'm Glad Jay Leno is Done


When the Winter Olympics close in Sochi, Jimmy Fallon will officially become the 5th host of NBC's The Tonight Show. I welcome the change for a few reasons:
  • The Roots are the shit!
  • The Fallon/Timberlake connection might be the best variety show duo since Sinatra and Martin.
  • Jay Leno never did it for me...he kinda sucks.
The Leno sucks reason is definitely the stand-out explanation. I'm not saying it because I'm a die-hard Jimmy Fallon fan, I'm not. Leno's entire tenure on The Tonight Show was shrouded in mediocre-ness and shadiness. Here's some of The Chin's worst moves.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Friday, February 7, 2014

Bleacher Report: 2014 Winter Olympics: 5 Strangest Stories from Previous Games


Good evening. I decided to bless the kind folks at Bleacher Report with some of my smooth words. Check it out, click the link below.

Trade Report: Superior Spider-Man Vol. 1


The trade I read this week was:

The Superior Spider-Man Vol. 1:  My Own Worst Enemy

Writer:  Dan Slott
Artists:  Ryan Stegman and Giuseppe Camuncoli

This version of Spider-Man has an interesting twist. it's Peter Parker's body, with Otto Octavius's (Doctor Octopus) consciousness running the show.

Monday, February 3, 2014

January Misses


Man, am I glad to be officially done with January! Mother Nature was COLD BLOODED during the first month of the year. Your furnace wasn't the only thing pumping out heat last month (you see what I did there?). There was noise being made by veterans and rookies. Let's see what you might have missed. You're welcome.