Well, it's
October. My favorite month of all the months. The leaves are donning
their Autumnal outfits and preparing for their annual
decent into oneness with Earth. The fall/winter clothes get
taken out and the summer clothes get pushed toward the back of the drawer
to begin their much-deserved peaceful slumber after another job
well done. Halloween decorations are put out, whole aisles at
department stores take on a black-ish\orange-ish glow and are constantly
spilling over with laughing children...and I vow to only watch films
containing blood, guts, axes, murder, dismemberment, mutilation,
disembowelment, machetes, bare-handed strangulation, impalement, stoning,
stabbing, chainsaws, demons, monsters, witches, werewolves and zombies. No
wait...FUCK zombies. I'm so sick of god damn zombies already. That fad needs to
die and NOT come back!
Moving
on...