Damn!!! Number 4? In the country? OJ Simpson is sitting in his jail cell shocked. I know Jay's smug face just screams douche, and he exhibits many douche-like qualities, but does he deserve such a high dishonor? 85% of athletes are douche bags. Hell, Cutler is just Tom Brady with out 3 Super Bowl rings, and let's face it, Brady was basically just a bullshit "tuck rule" call away from not being Mr. Bundchen.
What deplorable act did he commit to rank higher than Kobe Bryant (Colorado, anybody?), Mike Vick (convicted dog-fighter), A-Rod (what hasn't he injected into his body), or Ron Artest (his momma named him Ron, imma call him Ron)? Last time I checked, berating your offensive linemen on national TV or walking away from a bullshit offensive coordinator wasn't a crime. At least 5 mf'ers on this list committed actual "do not pass go - go directly to jail" crimes.
Don't get me wrong, Jay is as douchey as they come, but cut the guy some slack. Other athletes have done way worse...I'm looking at you Ray Lewis (thank god he will never read this...that mf'er is SCARY, plus he knows how to beat a murder rap, I don't want none).
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