Since I already hit you all with some of my pet peeves concerning restaurant managers, this edition I decided to make a top ten list of "don'ts" for being guests at a restaurant, we'll get to the lazy-ass co-workers at a later date. For some reason, people go out to eat and forget all basic etiquette and house training. You throw video games in the mix, and it becomes a complete system overload for some people.
Don't get me wrong, not all guests are dickheads, but it is the dickheads that make the lasting impressions. For the readers that have never worked in "the industry", please take heed of what I say. These 10 situations are the most annoying things for any server to experience. I numbered them, but they are all number one. Well, number one is actually number one, so I guess the other nine are all number two.
I've also included Biggie's Ten Crack Commandments instrumental to play as you read. Consider it a mood setter. Let us begin, shall we.