That quote was brought to you by House Speaker John Boehner while addressing future legislation for immigration reform, and number 9 on The Week's Teagan Goddard's list of 10 Dumbest Things Republicans Said Last Month.
This list is hilarious and scary at the same time. Not only was all this fuckery said during the course of the shortest month of the year, but also to think that some of our country's biggest leaders don't think before they speak, much like my grandma. And believe me, I don't want my grandmother running the country, and neither should you.
Click the link above to read some wizardry in idiocy, or just read below. You're welcome.
To quote the great Peter Griffin, you know what really grinds my gears? It's when people go out their way to tell me who I look like. Is it really necessary to stop frying fries to tell me I look like an out of work comic from the late eighties/early nineties, whose popularity coincided with the rise and fall of Zubaz pants? I myself have probably been guilty of this crime (for those that know what I'm talking about, that dude really did have Ric Flair hair...Woooo!), but at least I have to common courtesy to keep my thoughts to myself, or say them behind your back like normal people.
The best part is that people act like they are the first ones to arrive at that conclusion and its outcome should change your life. "Hey buddy, has anybody ever told you look like such and such?" Why no, sir, it seems that your levels of perception are higher than those of the common man, and you have now provided me with a new outlook on life, and that outlook is suicide...not for me, for yourself, Captain Obvious. Unless your comparative statement is followed by "...and let me buy your dinner" or "I got your next drink," keep that shit to yourself.
I mean, what did you hope to accomplish (besides a rant on a blog that nobody reads)? If I say yes I did know, or no I didn't, where does the conversation go after that? Nowhere.
I should start doing the same thing, maybe I should also make it my goal to announce to the world that I too have mastered the basic cerebral skills of cognition and comparison. Like, "excuse me, you bare a striking resemblance to Sir Francis Drake, the storied English sea captain," or "has anybody ever told you you look like trailblazing anthropologist Ruth Fulton Benedict?" Make you aware of my observation and just walk away. That would be weird and I would hate myself for doing that.
Alright, I got that out of my system, so enjoy this Family Guy clip. You're welcome.
Your favorite musician's favorite musician (unless you're into some redneck/death sh*t, at which point you shouldn't be reading this) appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show last night. The man is timeless, and can still do things that no one else can. Kudos to Fallon for getting the legend to appear on his 4th anniversary show. And just so you know...Purple Rain> every motion picture soundtrack EVER. You're welcome.
Alright, enough with emotions, huh. Had to do some push-ups after that last post. I'm going with a little harder tribute for this post. This is DJ Green Lantern's tribute to Jay-Z, a.k.a. S(dot)Carter, a.k.a Hova, a.k.a. Jiggaman. It's also the intro to his upcoming mixtape. It features tidbits of Jay's biggest hits. It goes hard and I love it, and it doesn't feature Suit & Tie, so Kanye probably likes it too...probably, but I'm sure if he doesn't we'll hear about it at his next concert. You're welcome.
It was an honor to have the privilege to call you family over the past 10 years. Your smile and positivity will truly be missed. May you get the rest you deserve. This tribute is minute compared to the warmth you spread while on this Earth, but it is for you. Enjoy, Lesley Goodin.
Cudi is not really my thing, but he seems to be a lot of other people's thing, so I decided to post his new song for those people. Sounds like it should be featured on the trailer of a Ethan Hawke police/crime drama. You're welcome.
