A.D.D. Report: The Return!

It's been a long time, I shouldn't of left you!

A.D.D. Report: Bulls, Rhymes, and Life - 2013 Wrap-Up

The old cliche goes the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. The Chicago Bulls are in a state of insanity. I hear constantly from Bulls' fans that Derrick Rose needs help but when they can get him help by losing to be major players in the draft, those fans are against it.

Fans want them to make the playoffs, basically just to say they made it. Making the playoffs then getting bounced out gets you nothing. Where did it get the Bulls last year? It got Chicago all excited because they made it out the first round then won game 1 against the Miami Heat but then got swept after that. If you're a true fan of the Bulls, you should want the Bulls to miss the playoffs to give Derrick Rose a phenom rookie sensation. How do you think we got Derrick Rose in the first place? We missed the playoffs, that's how.

A.D.D. Report: Drake-ing Bad

Question: is AMC the new HBO?? HBO has had great luck with producing some all-time great dramas. The Wire, Oz, Sopranos...all classics! AMC has The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad. I like both shows (well I actually LOVE The Walking Dead).

I'm probably one of a few that thinks Breaking Bad is just ok. I guess I just expected so much more. I do admit a bias of liking zombies a hell of a lot more than drug cartels, but nothing tops a good old fashioned ruthless drug cartel. I thought his family would be in harm's way at least once in the storyline, but in 5 seasons neither the son, the daughter, nor the mother have ever been abducted or scratched. I mean the son is handicapped which is such an easy target in my opinion.

The A.D.D. Report: Volume 1

J. Powell, you nice but I'm here to make your audience not wanna read another noun or verb from you. That's a Kendrick Lamar joke for those who didn't get it.

I'm River. You may remember me from such blogs as the ONLY ONE I have on this site. I can't even remember the name of it because its been so long.

Every writer has that way of writing which is unique to them. I will be known for my A.D.D. style and randomness. This blog will cover a little bit of everything. So without any further ado...

Punk Rising

Good afternoon, I thought I'd share with you all a link for an article I wrote today for Bleacher Report. Please enjoy. All feedback is welcome...well, positive feedback, I hate the negative stuff. You're welcome.

WWE: Why CM Punk Is Currently Chicago's Top Sports Icon

Family Expansion

I see Mr. Powell is holding it down like Durant but I'm here to add a little Westbrook help. I'm Dustine Mcclenton but I prefer River. I am a HUGE NBA & WWE fanatic, not fan because I believe I'm pretty obsessed with them both. I told Jon about some things to add to his blog and he gave me the green light and platform to do it myself. Consider this your NWO TAKEOVER! I was born and raised in Chicago so I love me some Bulls. What I don't like is the fact that I may be seeing the end of my favorite Bull right now, Nasty Nate. I don't see the Bulls keeping 3 point guards next year when Rose comes back. I say why not because he will add more than Teague. I think they should just trade their upcoming first round pick along with another asset and finally get that shooting guard we need. The Raptors want Boozer so maybe we can get Demar DeRozan and others from them. This isn't me being a homer but I do feel they are a piece away from overtaking Miami. I fully trust Gar Foreman and John Paxson to get something done.

Another Central division team trying to make moves is the Milwaukee Bucks. They make trades every year that kind of impress me because they give less and get back more. They have some pieces but just no guidance. Enter Hall Of Famer Jerry Sloan. He just interviewed with the Bucks for their coaching vacancy. He left the meeting with just "serious consideration" which makes me ask the question of does the Bucks think they are gonna get a better coach than Jerry Sloan to come to Milwaukee?? In the words of the Miz: REALLY??? I highly doubt it.

A lot of people didn't know how Memphis trading away Rudy Gay would hurt the team. The answer is none. Adding Tayshaun Prince to that defense has worked wonders. I compare it to adding Chris Anderson to Miami's system, certain things just come together. I pick them to win the West en route to the NBA Finals. Can they beat the Heat? Why not? No one thought Dallas could do it. D-Wade's health is a major issue. Only time will tell. Thanks for your time.

Stuck: Rick Derringer - Real American (Hulk Hogan's Theme Song)

Don't ask me why, but this has been stuck in my head all day.  Now may it rub off on you.  You're welcome.

Week Sauce (3/3 - 3/9)

A little late this week, was busy making donuts yesterday.  No, not actual donuts, I was making that guap.  It was a slow week, or maybe I was just too busy to pay attention. Whatever it may be, here's what I got.

Week Sauce (2/17 - 2/23)

Welcome to Week Sauce.  This week's edition was dominated by hilarious word play, childish rants, and nerdy sh*t.  You already know what it is, so I'm going to cut the introduction short and get straight to it.